Random Fact #1:
I caught a boar in a snare while camping, but I didn't have the guts to kill it. I let it go.
Random Fact #2:
My mom used to get approached by strangers just so they could tell her how cute a kid I was. She now likes to say, "What happened?"
Random Fact #3:
I once scolded Ethan Hawke for not having seen a classic movie, which I shall not name.
Random Fact #4:
I was once a shephard in Scotland.
Random Fact #5:
Waking up to a bear sniffing your tent is, indeed, terrifying.
Random Fact #6:
I've never had coffee. Or tea. Or soda. Or an energy drink.
Random Fact #7:
I once spent a day in silence. To better understand the sound of a whisper.
Random Fact #8:
I once was hired by a stranger to pen a love letter to their ex, in an attempt to get them back.
Random Fact #9:
I used to nap in the kitchen because I knew I'd be hungry when I woke up.
Random Fact #10:
Welders like to say the phrase, "Laying dimes" when they're in the groove.
Random Fact #11:
I once almost died when my mother forgot a sealed can of caramel sauce on a skillet on the stove. It exploded. I was in the kitchen.
Random Fact #12:
I once beat a Division 1 offensive lineman in arm wrestling. I won the last donut.